randominity

najmetender:

noahkai:

robotlove:

thereforehannahj:

laurenity:

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. “Jane” grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert “her” to a “him.” Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, “he” becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop’s Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the “time traveller corps.” Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop’s Place in 1970.

http://www.creepypasta.com/the-time-paradox/

CREEPY PASTA WHOMG.

movie. now.

Okay question though…wouldn’t after endless cycle of having sex with her/himself all that time that her genetic makeup would start to breakdown through just being the only single one who contributed anything to her/his DNA?

Holy crap, my head is spinning. Mostly because of my low blood pressure but this is also a contributing factor. Wow.

Wha-?? It is impossible, because he/she would have to come from somewhere, and he/she cannot just mate with him/herself if he/she has not been born! It’s a stuck cycle, going on and on and on, but it has to begin somewhere.

quote-book:

kari-shma: (via: Amazing Posts)

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. Never buy a car you can’t push.
10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
11. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
12. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
13. The Second mouse gets the cheese
14. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
15. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.
16. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
19. We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
21. Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

clientsfromhell:

Trying to wrap up a design for a client, he asked how big the graphical header was.

“700 pixels wide” I replied.

“It’s too small.  Can we make it a half pixel bigger?”

I roll my eyes epically on my end and them send him the exact same comp image back.  “Here you go”

“Perfect!”.

———

Later in the project, he asked if we could re-use pixels to save money.

HAHA I guess the client was just trying to show off/sound like he knows what’s he’s talking about, when in fact he’s displaying his lack of knowledge in this aspect.

lovestruckandcomputers:

(via 472239364)

“Taquille is known for its hats. These ‘super toques’ are worn by the men and there are three different types that denote: married men, single men and men of important status on Taquille. This custom is complexed by the fact that certain folds of a hat also symbolize different meanings (can’t remember them all). While exploring Taquille, it’s common to see men knitting these hats.”

Haha that’s interesting. This is another place I would like to visit, just to see men knitting. I think that’s nice!

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jarrelt:

icantgetanythingelse:

clientsfromhell:

“I like everything about it. It’s just PERFECT! I just want to change the colours a bit. Instead of pale blue for background, let’s make it a bright yellow. I also think links should go red. I want people to see them! Lastly all the images are too boring. Can we use clowns or some circus images? I want bright colours everywhere! … can we use Comic Sans, too? Current font looks too clean.”

YES, he did actually say Lucida was TOO CLEAN for him.

And you think the whole site is ‘perfect’? *looks quizzically*

And COMIC SANS? WHAT? Clown images? What’s the company selling anyway, toys for children?

lol you need to chillax…:O

got your own “clientsfromhell” experience huh

Haha not exactly “clientsfromhell”, just 6 months plus of IBP experience as one of the two in-house designers from the pioneer FMS conglomerate batch. Interesting times.

clientsfromhell:

“I like everything about it. It’s just PERFECT! I just want to change the colours a bit. Instead of pale blue for background, let’s make it a bright yellow. I also think links should go red. I want people to see them! Lastly all the images are too boring. Can we use clowns or some circus images? I want bright colours everywhere! … can we use Comic Sans, too? Current font looks too clean.”

YES, he did actually say Lucida was TOO CLEAN for him.

And you think the whole site is ‘perfect’? *looks quizzically*

And COMIC SANS? WHAT? Clown images? What’s the company selling anyway, toys for children?

jarrelt:

clientsfromhell:

I shared a little tip with a client (awesome client) on why there is only one space after a period. She sent it to their in-house  copywriter, who replied:

“Makes sense.   I’m not going to change my habits for everyday typing, but if you want me to use just one space in the website stuff, I am happy to do it.   Just let me know!”

why do these people exist?! :O

You can’t get 2 spaces in a row if you’re doing it in code! Or in Dreamweaver WYSIWYG too actually.   works, but that will be too troublesome for all the content.

And what’s she talking about, not going to change her habits but is willing to?

女主角：你觉得我是那种很需要保护得女人吗？
男主角：我知道你人聪明，就算没人去救你，你自己也可以想办法脱困的。但是我不会因为你的独立，而忘记我要保护你的责任。在我心里，你就是一个需要被疼爱，要被捧在手心的女人。

如果有一个人跟我讲这一番话的话，我一定很感动的。
虽然我觉得我是一个不太需要受保护的女生，但是我还是希望有人能像那个男主角一样疼爱他爱的人一样疼爱我。

我知道这不现实，似乎太异想天开，但是我也没有办法无动于衷，不被感动。也许是我太感情用事了吧，太容易被感情影响。。

Silly girl stop this nonsense right this moment.